I’m waiting breathlessly.

Waiting for Donald Trump to proclaim that we should save the planet by killing all cows. The outcry would be immediate. Cows are sacred in India, so he has just alienated all continental Indians and insulted their religion. Cow lovers would be aghast. He would have destroyed the Republican party, to the abject dismay of the progressive media that wish to destroy it on their own. All of the oxygen would have been sucked from rooms across the country,… thereby denying access to any political opponent. The liberal media would be forced to interview the likes of Gabe Brown, Allan Savory, and Joel Salatin so as to prove that Trump was an absolute loony. No other candidate would get a minutes worth of air time unless it was for the defense of cows and their positive contributions to the climate involving carbon and methane sequestration, improvement of water and mineral cycles, etc. .He would slowly back away from his original assertion by saying that what he meant was we should kill only the “mean” cows, which would improve the environment by only a very slight amount. Trump’s popularity would go up another 5 points.

And we would know a lot more about cows.

***Gary A. Howie MSc, PhD*** is a business owner/rancher and a Life & Liberty News contributor